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When I booked a solo holiday getaway in a remote Colorado cabin, I was expecting cozy fires, mouth watering cookies, spiked eggnog, and blissful silence. The last thing I needed on my holiday was to accidentally murder a man.

Well, not a man.

Unless they have evolved to have horns, red eyes, and the hottest body I’ve ever seen. Maybe not the body part, but you get my point.

He’s a demon.

Imagine my shock when he strolls into the living room unscathed and informs me that a knife in the heart isn’t enough to kill him plus he also booked the same cabin as me.

Now, the snow has us trapped, the cabin has one bed, and my list of bad decisions is growing.

Screw it. I’ll just blame it on the eggnog.

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